Do guys ever grow up? huh. NO!

Maturity: the art of growing up, responsibility, and understanding. Wow, this really fits the definition of girls. Why not boys you ask? Ha, well honey just look around, there are immature guys all around you. We all know what they do, how gross and dumb they can be, but I have one question... why do they act so.... weird? I know i sound like a sister with a younger annoying brother just complaining, but I really don't have a brother, Im just really worried about the boys in this town. Maybe not all of them act this way but i can sure tell you that most of them do. Like the other day i was sitting at luch eating my taco in peace when all of a sudden the boys at my table started talking about breasts. Yeah, i know you have heard this before, but i mean this is like 8th grade stuff. Then they started making farting noises then laughing at it like they had never heard that noise before. I mean seriously??? Can you grow up??? I asked my mom (the queen of wisdom) and she said: "Honey, men don't grow up and mature until the are eighty, with dentures, and hearing problems. And even then they talk about breasts". And i thought, oh dear lord save me from these immature ways of manhood!!! Oh well i guess, guys, you can't live with them, you can't live without them..... or can you?? Im sure it's totally possible.

It's all about the he said she said

So, have you ever had a rumor spread about you that really wasn't the type of rumor you wanted people to hear but yet it spreads like wild fire? Well I have and well let me tell you it was the worst day of my life. There are some girls in this world who would do anything and I mean anything to bring drama to the table. These girls are currently populated at LJHS (my school) and well, they bring lots of rumors and gossip with them to school like it was last nights homework or something. But anyways it made me realize that alot of things you hear about people aren't always true and you shouldn't beleive everything people say. I mean, if you are stupid enough to beleive to this unnessisary gossip CONGRATS YOU ARE OFFICIALLY AN LJHS DRAMA QUEEN!!!!! Ummm, and thats something that you shouldn't be proud of. Anyways, im just trying to get my point across that you should have respect for people and not beleive the trash everyone says about them. Be that one person who chooses to do the right thing and keep your trap shut! :)

Sonic....suckish.....not worth it...I need money!!!!

So I have been working at Sonic for a year now, and at first i thought it was just so great having a job and working. I was like : "ohh look at me, i have tips and money to spend"....blah blah blah. But lately working is just stressful and tips, well lets not even start on that! I really need to find a different job because I think that everyone should like going to work, not suffer and well be, pissed. But im just afraid that if i quit i won't find another job, and i really need to help my mom out since were kinda in a pickle with money. I really don't know what I will do and im stressing about it. I want to take on more hours to get more money on my paycheck, but i mean, is it really worth it? Ughhhh..... I just don't know what to do anymore!!!! :( :(

No, it really is you. Not me.

So, your stuck in a relationship where you think: "Oh my God, what was I thinking"? Basically the kid is crazy right? So how do you get out of this so called relationship? Well your asking a girl whose longest relationship is a month, so you have obviously asked the right person!!! Yay you! Anyways this whole break up thing doesn't consist of making up excuses, I mean the guy can be strong enough to handle the truth (hopefully). Don't lie to the poor guy just tell him what he has done wrong, and if he says he can change, well, lets just face it they never do. The way to handle this is to smile and walk away, yup, I said it, just walk away. He's strong enough to handle the truth but I highly doubt he will go after you. He will probably text you or just maybe call you and apologize. (This is beginning to sound like a "If you give a Mouse a Cookie" book). Anyways, if this happens there is a really cool thing they have on the cell phones now, it's called the END button. Press this once and TURN OFF THE PHONE. Now, if you have a stalker ex that calls you all night leaving messages non stop it's time to change your number. After avoiding him for about two weeks he should stop being a creeper. If not, sorry kid you have a VERY big problem, well, thats all the advice I have for you good luck in loosing that loser!!!

Seventeen shmeventeen...

I thought being seventeen would be great, blowing out those pink candles that were almost burning my cheesecake I thought: "ahh, being 17 will change my life". Huh, well it was a surprise when I woke up the next day and everything was the same. I looked in the mirror expecting to see a women....or atleast an almost women. But all I saw was.... me. I mean I wasn't expecting to see a fuller chest, and a coke bottle shape.... ha ha but I was expecting to see change. It's a little unfair don't you think? Girls constantly want to look like something their not,and to look older and more well.... grown up. Soon enough we wake up one morning and our face is wrinkled and hair is grey. So what do we want as women anyway? Hmmm, I don't know about you but I think i'll just stick with being happy with my small chest and weird teen body. ;) :)

Confessions of a highschool sweetheart wannabe

I never really thought about the quote: "be careful what you wish for" until something happened that made me think of it. You see, relationships have never really worked for me because im a really independant person, I know what you're thinking, "Yeah right shes probably a whacked out person and noone wants to be her boyfriend". But seriously I have never really had a relationship that has lasted for over a month, I know, sad right? So i came home envying every girl who had a man at school one day. And when my mom came home from work I complained about it. I was basically talking non stop, it was like I was obsessed with this whole relationship deal. I went on about how is it really so hard to find a nice guy? A guy that will give you flowers or just call you to say hi? I seriouly went on about this for hours... I know pathetic right? So two weeks or so later I finally found a guy he was nice, he gave me flowers one day, called me just to say hi, basically he was everything I wanted. But for some reason it didn't feel right, I thought about all my free time I had before I was in a relationship, all the times I could just go out without having to get a million questions from him. It got to me, so I ended it two weeks later (wow theres a patteren with two week periods in here). But anyways I learned that what everyone has may not be what you always want. So instead of taking the boring approach with a break up by eating a gallon tub of ice cream and thinking about purchasing twelve cats now, I looked at it by saying "I learned right"?