Do guys ever grow up? huh. NO!

Maturity: the art of growing up, responsibility, and understanding. Wow, this really fits the definition of girls. Why not boys you ask? Ha, well honey just look around, there are immature guys all around you. We all know what they do, how gross and dumb they can be, but I have one question... why do they act so.... weird? I know i sound like a sister with a younger annoying brother just complaining, but I really don't have a brother, Im just really worried about the boys in this town. Maybe not all of them act this way but i can sure tell you that most of them do. Like the other day i was sitting at luch eating my taco in peace when all of a sudden the boys at my table started talking about breasts. Yeah, i know you have heard this before, but i mean this is like 8th grade stuff. Then they started making farting noises then laughing at it like they had never heard that noise before. I mean seriously??? Can you grow up??? I asked my mom (the queen of wisdom) and she said: "Honey, men don't grow up and mature until the are eighty, with dentures, and hearing problems. And even then they talk about breasts". And i thought, oh dear lord save me from these immature ways of manhood!!! Oh well i guess, guys, you can't live with them, you can't live without them..... or can you?? Im sure it's totally possible.